my dad once threw a cheeseburger at the wall because mcdonalds made the order wrong
he mustard up the courage to ketchup to how he felt on the inside
how are you even a real person
im not. im actaully a shark making jokes on the internet
Swan Queen +
ForeplayFightsGod the sex is going to be earth shattering. This is fucking ridiculous.
i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now
Check out our other favorites on Facebook here!
Orphan Black Meme | [4/7] Funny Moments
I wonder if anyone ever looks at me while I’m doing something and thinks I’m pretty. Because I do that all the time to people.
How do people do backflips and shit? like i can’t even flip my grilled cheese without fucking up